Peter Gratton's letter to a a student, and Graham Harman's response to it, reminded me of an observation I've wanted to share about academic discourse in general.
There's a fictional character from The Simpsons known as Comic Book Guy. Offering sarcastic quips about his "favorite" comics and television shows (often including The Simpsons itself), he epitomizes the nerd-pedant who nitpicks every last detail out of his pop cultural fare.
Besides serving as a send-up of the quintessential comic book/D&D geek, Comic Book Guy also lampoons the nitpickery of the Internet, where everyone's a critic of every detail of everything all the time. To wit,
If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct, which it is, the black car is an advanced probe for the mothership. Now, if you're through, I'm going to spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the internet.
But beyond those obvious references, I think Comic Book Guy also serves as a critique-by-proxy of most academics. We tend to be horrific pedants who seem to listen or read first to find fault and only later to seek insight. If ever, really.
I have no particular evidence for this next claim, but it's possible that philosophers are especially guilty of becoming comic book guys in their professional dealings. We might dub this personage "Philosophy Book Guy."
Perhaps it happens so often because philosophy is so abstract, so rooted in careful reading and critique, that it's easy to let the details of those investigations become the chainsaws that devour the forest tree by tree.
Just look at him up there. Can't you imagine meeting him at a conference? The only difference is that he'd probably wear pants.
