My friend Matt Maloney makes custom skull rings. Once I saw the bespoke designs he'd done, and given the knowledge of the coming cowpocalypse, I knew I had to have an artifact to document my year-long bovine madness.

Matt and I met yesterday and I took delivery of the ring. Behold it, in all its taurine glory below. You can read more on Matt's design process for this ring and others on his blog.